Since I never really touched the topics I intended to about the chat lines here in Ottawa in my last blog I thought I would give it another shot here. Also, once you are finished reading, please feel free to leave any comments, suggestions, ideas, feedback or opinions. I would love to hear your views or experiences on the topic.
Lately, when I have used the chat lines, the lines are now filled with women looking for pay for play. I have no problem with the women who are there for pay for play and in fact, I believe it is a much safer venue for them to conduct their business than on the street. However, I do believe that the women and the men would be better served if they were honest about their appearances. I know some of these women sound very enticing when they give their descriptions. I have met a few of them and others I just happen to know from my personal life. And in fact, they are rarely honest about their appearances.
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I really think that if they were honest they would still be able to attract some paying customers. But when you enter into an agreement and arrive, only to find out that the person is not what they said they were it only causes problems for everyone. It also puts them at more danger in my opinion, if that happened to me, I would be angry to begin with and more likely to act in a less than respectful way during the encounter. Ladies just be honest! That said I am sure that men on the lines are the same and I really do not know why you would use this approach. The only time it makes sense to lie about your appearance is if you are online searching only for phone sex.
This brings me to my second topic of phone sex on the chat lines. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why most women who record an ad stating they are looking for some “fun on the phone” or leave an ad with some serious heavy breathing rarely turn out to be serious about it. Most of the time when I message back to these ladies I get no response whatsoever. I mean if you think I am not your type or something, fine, but have the decency to tell me that. I really do not believe that it is because I am not their type, since it happens all the time. I think the truth of the matter is that most of these women happen to be too shy to actually go through with any "fun on the phone" in a live chat. So if you are too shy why bother with the ad?
Once in a while, I find a lady who really is up for a good old fashioned steamy chat and I am always relieved when I find someone serious about it.
All of that said, perhaps the problem lies in my ad or greeting… I am curious to know if anyone has a suggestion on a good ad or reply to an ad that will catch a woman’s attention to get them to open up to a live chat and get down to it. A good ad would probably be something fun, humourous and exciting. Any ideas on how to do that?
As I have mentioned in previous blogs, I am a married man, and although, I may seem like a perverted old scum bag it really is not the truth. I will save the debate on the old “You cannot love her if you want to cheat on her…” for another day. That said, when I am looking on the chat line I am honest about being married and I can never understand why it is so hard to find women interested in having an affair. I do understand that not every lady would be up for that, but you see it in movies and tv shows all the time. You read about it in newspapers and magazines. So you know that there are women and men out there who do not mind having a little extramarital fun. But where are these ladies? Usually, when I confess that I am a married man, I get “Oh, I just could not do that to another woman” or “I am not comfortable with it if she does not know about it”. What I really cannot figure out is when I meet a woman on there who is also married but she says that her husband is aware that she is on the chat line and he is ok with her stepping out of the marriage for some fun. Then she goes on to say that, she cannot have an affair with a man who is married unless his wife knows about it. I mean really… What makes you so righteous that you would not over look that my wife is not aware of the affair? You are already committing adultery whether or not your hubby knows about it, but all of the sudden you care about some stranger’s feelings etc… I can never understand that one. If anyone has some great ideas about where and how to start an extramarital affair, I would love to know the easy answer. LOL. Of course, it is never going to be that easy, but still, I am always stumped by the women on the chat lines and their “strong ethics”!
However, I do find that the chat lines are great for no-strings attached sex. If I am not honest about my wife, it gets very easy for this kind of fun. As, mentioned in my previous blog, I have so many experiences from that chat-line from before the time I was married that I could not ever blog about all of them. One that sticks out in my mind though was a young girl who was working as a Real Estate Agent’s assistant. Her job was to sit in an empty model home and greet potential customers as they came in to view the model. However, she was in a very low traffic model and was obviously bored at work spending some time on the chat line. I have to admit some of my stories are so unbelievable, but I swear to you all that each and everyone is 100% true. We chatted for a short while on the chat line before she urged me to tell me what “I was really on the line for” and I am never shy, and told her I am looking for whatever sexual fun I can find. Next thing you know, she invites me to visit her model home for a no strings attached blowjob. First I am thinking, ok, this is too good to be true, I am going to show up and there will not even be a house at this address. Or the chick is going to be some fat 50 year old grandma. I drive down to Stittsville, not a far drive from where I was to begin with and sure enough the house just as she described it sitting there. The lawn still unfinished, driveway unpaved etc… I imagine the unfinished state of the development played a role in the low traffic of viewers there. Next, I walk up to the house thinking who knows who I am going to find in there. Surprisingly, when I enter the home I am greeted by a very stunning, atheletic young lady dressed for business in a cute blouse and a dark short skirt with no nylons on her muscular legs.
She was a dirty blond with short wavy hair, beautiful blue eyes and a young eager look to her. I believe she was 18 or 19 at that time. Myself, I would have been 21. I introduced myself as the guy from the chat line and we made small talk for a very brief moment. She ushered me upstairs and I followed her watching her very sexy ass in her short and sexy skirt.
She was really marvellous to look at, and I just could not believe that I had found her so easy. She brought me to one of the empty bedrooms, with no furniture and we found a spot that was away from the window. She had discussed with me on the phone that she wanted to give me a blowjob and I was expecting to at least return the favour if not have the situation lead to sex. We began to make out and as our tongues met my hands slowly moved up her abdomen and I felt her breasts through her blouse.
She was probably a larger side of a B Cup and firm just like you would expect from a young girl. I slid my hand down her back and touched her ass, her curves were amazing. After a short while I removed her blouse and her bra and we lay on the floor together. I put my mouth to her breasts and sucked on her erect pink nipples and she put her hand on my groin and rubbed my throbbing cock.
She went on to unbuckle my belt and unzip my pants before taking my cock in her hand and exploring my shaft. I took of my shorts and in no time at all she was sucking my cock and giving me one of the better blowjobs I have experienced. She was certainly passionate about blow jobs. I watched her suck my dick as she sat topless and kneeled between my legs bobbing on my dick.
When I finally climaxed in her mouth she moaned and sucked down all my cum and sucking the head of my cock for every last drop. I offered to go down on her and was more than willing but she declined the offer.
And then as soon as she was done, almost as fast as it had started we were putting our clothes back on and leaving the room. She was not interested in chatting afterwards or anything else, she was just happy to have serviced me and I was very appreciative.
That is a completely true story, you don’t have to believe it, but its legitimately one of my many hard to believe but so very true experiences. I would love to hear your experiences, comments, suggestions. Please leave a comment about my blog and tell me what you are thinking.
See you next time…
